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Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:58 am
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Clueless Newb
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Thog be member 300.
Thog be much proud 
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:37 am
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Hells Kitchen Enforcer
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One could have bet money on the characteristics of the 300th member here.
Get your early bets in now on the 500th member.
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:56 am
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A buck says it'll be a Tiny Yapper.
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:57 am
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Space Whale
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The number 300 is an abomination unto Smite, it is an unholy number and must be delt with....My priests shall sacrifice this Thog the Wossname upon mine altar in the Unholy Temple of Pestilence, Death and Fire Ants.
Even Indiana Jones failed to enter my temple!Of course, he never tried, but that's irrelevent...
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:50 pm
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Thread Slayer
Joined: 03 Jan 2005
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"Unholy Temple of Pestilence, Death and Fire Ants."
Oh I've been there
I heard they serve great curly fries on Thursdays... |
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:49 pm
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Space Whale
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Yeah, well, I require fattened up sacrifices....
No good if they have no meat....
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Wait, You got the curly fries?! Those are sacred unholy relics!! How did you get past the Rather Large Pit of Screaming Death, the Seven Drider Sisters, the Tunnel of Eternal Flames, the Larger Pit of Screaming Death, and the Seven Hundred Unholy Guards?
Did you you use the...Back Door of Ultimate Unholiness?!
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:03 pm
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Thread Slayer
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| I just asked the waiter to give me a seat and presto....I had myself a big old bowl of curly fries... |
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:12 pm
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Space Whale
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Ohyou are clever and devious! Using the waiter to get the Unholy Curly Fries That Are Served On Thursdays? That was cunning....
You are an abomination unto Smite, Kramer, and you shall be burnt at the stake along with all your writings...Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:34 pm
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Abusive Admin
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Wait a sec, wait a sec... isn't your temple a bit redundant;y named? I mean, aren't fire ants technically covered by pestilence?
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:57 pm
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Thread Slayer
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| Smite wrote: |
Ohyou are clever and devious! Using the waiter to get the Unholy Curly Fries That Are Served On Thursdays? That was cunning....
You are an abomination unto Smite, Kramer, and you shall be burnt at the stake along with all your writings...Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
*holds up a curly fry to Smite*
curly fry? |
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:07 pm
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Space Whale
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@Irritus: Every Temple dedicated to an insane and evil diety must be named in such a way as to inspire fear,
When I smite places, there are no plagues of lice there are Fire Ants, there is no Angel of Death, there is a Pestilence - usually the flu; you always can be original...
Ultimatly the temple is a place of Death because....because death is obligatory for an evil temple's name.
@Kramer: *Smite!!!!* 
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:08 pm
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Forum Flirt
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| irritus wrote: |
| Wait a sec, wait a sec... isn't your temple a bit redundant;y named? I mean, aren't fire ants technically covered by pestilence? |
Pestilence is contagious disease that spreads out of control, you're thinking of a plague or invasion of (stick your favorite insect here, usually locusts, fire ants work too).
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:26 pm
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@Kramer: *Smite!!!!* |
But there good! Just the right amount of curyless and fry-ness! |
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:33 pm
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| Wait a sec, wait a sec... isn't your temple a bit redundant;y named? I mean, aren't fire ants technically covered by pestilence? |
Pestilence is contagious disease that spreads out of control, you're thinking of a plague or invasion of (stick your favorite insect here, usually locusts, fire ants work too). |
Ah, yes, you're right. However, no props will be given until you apologize for chewing me out for something Finder said. 
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:35 pm
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The Voice of Reason
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That's like psyduck telling us not to chew him out for something evil clown said.
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:37 pm
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| Anarchy_Balsac wrote: |
| That's like psyduck telling us not to chew him out for something evil clown said. |
Right, but technically you're arguing with yourself by telling me that.
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Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:39 pm
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The Voice of Reason
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Yeah, I forgot you were my alt, my bad 
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Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:15 am
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Forum Flirt
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No, that's like playing silly power games.
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Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:54 am
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The Voice of Reason
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Yeah, it's much better to play serious power games, or mildly depressed ones.
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Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:50 pm
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Forum Flirt
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Or strange ones - I always loved Calvin Ball and forty-three man Squamish.
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