Flame Warriors ~ View topic

Not all Newbies are weak and clumsy. Every now and then, one of them turns out to be a real tiger. Previously hardened by flame war-ravaged forums, the Tiny Tiger joins the next forum seeking either a fresh start or new blood. Either way, his small stature (post count) instantly attracts unwanted attention from Jerk and Evil Clown. All too often, Tiny Tiger's attacks are underated due to his rookie status, and as such his first opponents often neglect to deflect the first few. By the time his true strength is recognized, it is usually too late to deflect all of his blows. Quite frankly, they get what they deserve.

Because of his stature, Tiny Tiger's first kill will take the entire forum by surprise. His first kills will naturally despise him, though few will seek him out as an opponent, at least until his stature no longer resembles that of a newbie. Even if they could defeat him, there would be no glory in defeating a warrior that still all too closely resembles a newbie.

His natural enemy is Xenophobe.

Yes yes YES! I know this guy soooooo well!
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Clueless Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 46

I think I can finally completely identify with a warrior.
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You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs for example.

This is why it's a good idea not to attack someone solely based on their newness.
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