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Lurker Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 6

This is me, basically.

Description:
Ice Warrior is like a glacier - a mass of solid logic crushing his opponents. Ice Warrior's arguments are normally well-supported, and he is a tenacious fighter. His greatest strength is his ability to fight fire with ice, countering flames with blasts of cold, rational hatred.

Combat Style
The Ice Warrior relies on well-thought, detailed arguments to win the day. He writes in a structured format, with an opening statement, supporting arguments, and a conclusion. The unique ability of the Ice Warrior is the Ice Strike, which is a detailed argument explaining why he absolutely detests a particular person or belief. Once the Ice Strike has been employed, the Ice Warrior will fight until he is victorious (at least in his own eyes). He can be aroused to anger, but he never flames, even when he has been flamed himself. Sometimes, he will attempt to rebutt the flame itself. If he takes it personally, he will employ the Ice Strike. Flame wars tend to drive Ice Warriors off.

Allies
Ice Warriors are sometimes confused with Philosophers or Eagle Scouts (both of whom they respect), who employ similar arguments, but lack the unique ability of the Ice Warrior to write structured paragraphs explaining the reasons for their hatred of certain people or beliefs.

Enemies
Ice Warrior will easily crush such opponents as ALLCAPS, Blowhard, Klaxon, or Profundus Maximus, crushing their frail arguments under a glacier of cold logic. Depending on their opinions, he will frequently hurl himself against Atheist, Capitalista, Deacon, Issues, or Ideologue, among others. He will frustrate himself against Bong, Compost, and Ferrous Cranus. He will valiantly oppose attempts to destroy order (for without order, logical argument is impossible), and normally clashes with Rebel Without a Clue and Godzilla. Ice Warrior is one of the few warriors who can survive Godzilla.

Ice Ice baby...

Sounds like a cross of Android and Big Dog.

This is Tireless Rebutter, possibly with a dash of Android.
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Argh! Ice Ice Baby won't stop going through my head!

Lurker Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 6

There is a similarity between the Ice Warrior and the Tireless Rebutter, except that the Ice Warrior may regard some conversations as trivial. As for Android, the Ice Warrior has emotions - his key trait is the ability to hate. However, he reinforces his hate with logic.

Sounds like Ymgir. Or maybe it's just the word "Ice."
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It's true, I saw it with my own toes.
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Lurker Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 6

In that case...

Sign me up as a Tireless Rebutter.

*pulls out enormous stack of papers*

You'll have to sign all of these forms, sir.

If you need any help with signing them, talk to...um...er...*grabs random lady and punches her until she goes out* Talk to her.
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I hate you. See, first you give me a lot of work. Then you make it a kind of work (handwriting) that I have difficulty with (I have dysgraphia). And to top it all off, you show disrespect for human well being by punching an old lady. To conclude, I hate you, and will now contact Mossad about sending a few ninjews to your place.

1: The government requires that you sign those forms to be a tireless rebutter. It is out of my hands.

2: That lady's 22.

3: My boss requires that I punch at least 3 people in the face per day.

4: Combining the awesomeness of ninjas and the unawesomeness of jews makes nothingness.
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Lurker Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 6

It was indeed in jest.
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Sorry about that. I'm Jewish, and when someone makes a comment like that, I tend to get angry fast.

Meh, don't worry, I'm not racist, sexist, etc. in any way that I'm aware of. If you hear something about jews sucking, just remember that I like referencing South Park.
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