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| I have 10 hours a day free, if you want me to sort the list i could have it done in a day or two. Only fair i offer my time to it since i actually suggested the list in the first place. |
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| Sort the entries and group up those who are similiar, fix all the typos... etc. |
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Ah, you mean make a categorical list? Sure thing, man. You make it into a thread, I'll turn it into a sticky.
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Wonderful index, thanks for the great read. Your time was appreciated.
One in particular that stands out is the "Font-master" - definitely not worthy of warrior status but so incredibly infuriating that warrior s/he is. I'd like to add my 2 cents worth here: this insipid poster not only changes the font style and colour, but is forever toying with the size as well. Not to mention the 'bold', 'italic' and 'underline' functions. Argh. |
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| Sort the entries and group up those who are similiar, fix all the typos... etc. |
Hey, you make the list, I'll Sticky the thread. I just added more warriors. It's been overdue. I added 24 new ones, for a grand total of 375.
Again (all of you) if I missed any original suggestions or the blurb is inaccurate, please reply here.
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You missed the Landlord, MkII.
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| You missed the Landlord, MkII. |
That's where the link points to. I figured it would be better to have the link going to your final draft. By the way, what does MkII stand for?
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| You missed the Landlord, MkII. |
That's where the link points to. I figured it would be better to have the link going to your final draft. By the way, what does MkII stand for? |
My second take on the definition of a Landlord. The mkII version is the final draft.
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MKII, mkII, and mk2 are all militaryspeak for mark two, usually the final version accepted after testing. Ain't trivia fun?
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| How do I ,or where do I post a suggestion for new flame warrior? Thanks |
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Just start a new thread in the suggestion section. The more info you give about your suggestion, the better we can discuss it. Give it a shot.
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| The more you describe the warrior the more rope you give us to hang you with. Posting a suggestion is a true test of ones courage. |
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Man, this site sure is like fun....Very lively discussions...
I sure made a good decision to register. 
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WOW!!! Thanks for your contributions!!! Holy cow!
I am researching abuse stuff on the net because after
being flamed 3 times it is time to go to the next level, a
Website on Web Abuse. I am reminded of a story about
a snake that got stepped on and then....anyone remember
the rest? Good teaching story for abusers......
Sakanta Runnning Wolf
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WOW!!! Thanks for your contributions!!! Holy cow!
I am researching abuse stuff on the net because after
being flamed 3 times it is time to go to the next level, a
Website on Web Abuse. I am reminded of a story about
a snake that got stepped on and then....anyone remember
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Web Abuse? You mean flaming?
Because most of us here on FlameWarriors engage in Flaming people we don't really like, or see as undesirably stupid...
For more details, investigate the "Mad Viking" Thread...
Or are you saying that you wish to learn to fight back properly? Because we can teach that sort of thing here too...
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Well. Well. Well. I looked at Mike's reason for starting it and thought
this site was to add some leaven to the bread....I'll take a look around....
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Well. Well. Well. I looked at Mike's reason for starting it and thought
this site was to add some leaven to the bread....I'll take a look around.... |
What do you mean by "adding some leaven to the bread"?
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| If you don't like the blurb description, tough nuggets. Look how many of these things I had to do. If I didn't plug them into a mySQL database and output the code with a PHP script, you'd all be dead by my hands for making all these damn suggestions. Enjoy! |
I am just curious what other phrases crossed your mind, when you wrote the one that I highlighted in red? Did you consider saying, for example, "If you don't like the blurb descriptions, hard cheese."
Or something like, "If you do not like the blurb descriptions, this fact will not be a cause of any concern, whatsoever."
Pardon me, if I being too inquisitive; and if you find the questions inappropriate, please disregard them altogether.
In the meantime, I will study the list, and refine my own suggestions.
Thanks.
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[neutral response] Because I could. [/neutral response]
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Any wanna be nooby poser should read this list backwards to forwards and learn it.
When Ripping Your opponent to shreds with out getting Banned by any site Moderator ...it is only then You will have reached the 36th chamber of Shaolin Flaming Master..... 
when You reach the 36th Chamber Your able to walk on water..............
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"Spiders"...
Shiny black spiders, that wait in hiding, at the front doors of blogs and forums.. ready to pounce on anyone who dare enter that forum, presenting thoughts that the spider can't grasp... I'm a spider squisher...
"Guard Dogs"... Same as Spiders, but their task is to excise those who dare enter their club uninvited...
The "Numbs" and the "Cruds"... are mindless defenders of the faith... Generally avid Christians who do too much coke.. and get migraines when a stranger's topic forces them to process thought beyond the religious conditioning's permitted 7% mind usage...
"Bullies"... pretty much says it... They are those who have recently discovered that they actually still have some balls left under their tails... |
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"Spiders"...
Shiny black spiders, that wait in hiding, at the front doors of blogs and forums.. ready to pounce on anyone who dare enter that forum, presenting thoughts that the spider can't grasp... I'm a spider squisher... |
The Swarm
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| "Guard Dogs"... Same as Spiders, but their task is to excise those who dare enter their club uninvited... |
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| The "Numbs" and the "Cruds"... are mindless defenders of the faith... Generally avid Christians who do too much coke.. and get migraines when a stranger's topic forces them to process thought beyond the religious conditioning's permitted 7% mind usage... |
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| "Bullies"... pretty much says it... They are those who have recently discovered that they actually still have some balls left under their tails... |
Big Dog, possibly The Oppressor
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OK.. Seems you've met them all too.. and you seem to have a suitable handle for them all...
But "Deacon" seems to be more of a large-blanket, than a spear.. in that you never know what type or level of deacon you are up against, until the fire's really burnin'... Therefore one might consider expanding on the Deacon title, breaking it up into subtitles... As in, you might be in a fire fight with a deacon, or a priest, or a minister, or a bishop, or a pope, or a christ, or a god, or a total textbook nutcase, and you don't really know till you know... But then it may well be that they all fit in the deacon category any and every way.. as they would all fit in the nutcase category as well... So in choosing deacon over the very bottom of the list of possibles, that being alterboy, which is restricted to but a corner of the disease... Therefore you had no option, in choosing the first rung that I can see, in choosing "Deacon" to fit the bill...
But if one was to expand the title into subcultures.. I'm sure one would soon come up with greater multi-layered description of "deacon".. which would more accurately resolve the fire fights dilemmas with the aggressive nutcases, numbs, and cruds...
I have the ultimate deacon stopper.. but I haven't yet found a suitable format that instantly does the job...
...In grade four, a visiting bishop stopped by every RC school in the province, spewing his bosses latest evolutions of religious conditioning rights to the kids.. in reinforcing their tethers to insanity's domain...
After he asked if there were any questions, up pops my hand before I knew it was popping up... I say, "How do you know that what you just taught us is actual factual reality truth?.. WITHOUT using the word "Faith" in your answer?"
The bishop glanced at the door.. then at the window.. then turned whitish.. then pinkish.. then his feet did a little jig, like he was trying to run away, and not run away at the same time.. then he seriously choked on his tongue.. and nearly lost it...
After the class, the chief honcho nun, ordered me to her office... As I approached the office, the bishop stopped me, saying that I should consider joining the seminary, while he glared at my crotch, and drooled so bad, that he had to wipe thrice... At the outside of the office door, I sensed a tremendous fire raging in that room... Just in case the flames would jump out as I opened the door, I stood as far to the side as I could... To my surprise there was no fire.. so I thought... The crazed nun had her back to me.. and bellered "Close The Door!"... I closed the door... She bellerd "Come closer!", still her back to me... Suddenly she swung around as fast as she could, with her arm stretched out as far as she could, wielding her almighty red strap... I ducked, and the thing whizzed over my head.. and her own self-applied momentum spun her around in nearly two 360's.. the strap hitting the vase and codex off her desk.. the vase slammed into the PA system, dousing the electron tubes with cool water.. the tubes burst.. the PA screamed a blood curdling squeal, echoing throughout the building, like some one was butchering a pig with a blade... The nun fell over her chair, and under the desk, knocking over the overhead projector, and taking everything on the desk with her... Things were smashing all over all around her... She struggled to stand, and rush to the PA, and flicked switches feverishly.. and grabbed the ac cord, and yanked it out of its plug, the bare wires flashing a bright coppery blue flash, and the lights went out...
She screamed a bloodcurdling cry, "Look at what you are doing to my school! You are wrecking my school, you little Imp! Get out of my office, and Out of my school! Now!.. GO!"... Look what you've done!..
CLOSE THE GOD DAMNED DOOR!", Oh Forget it! I'll close it!.. I ran...
She slammed the door so hard, the gold lettered glass left the door, sent flying across the hall, smashing into the cement wall...
After that, she literally hired bullies to try to beat me up in the school yard.. but I always managed to defeat them.. even though I was only 4 foot 11...
The biggest guy who tried, I managed to end the brawl instantly by seriously planting a swift fist to his lips, and blood streamed down his chin and shirt... I secretly followed him into the school, and secretly watched the crazy nun shaking his hand, shove a five dollar bill into his shirt pocket, and fill his pockets with candies, while patting his shoulder profusely... Then I got punished for "fighting in the school yard"...
After that she hired a six foot guy to make buds with me... His games were exciting and dangerous... One day he asks, "Why do you think sister has a list of kids she wants dead?.. Why would you be on sister's list, if you were on her list, if she had a list?"..
Later I discovered that three of ole Pete's chums died of Pete's dangerous accident setups... I always thought his games were fun...
One day Pete informs me, "you're number four!", but I couldn't get out of him what being number four meant... He came very close to killing me in his "number four".. is when I parted ways with crazy ole Pete... Later Pete went on a murdering hookers spree in Toronto.. probably hired by the nuns... I wonder if the cops ever found ole Pete's size 13 boot prints near the dumped bodies..? I understand Pete took trophies.. he emptied my pockets after he thought I was dead, after his big #4 scene...
From what I know, he never got caught... I bet it's eating him up inside.. driving him crazier and crazier than he already is... He was a strange TOUCH SOB.. he one day slugged me on the back, so hard, that I nearly went face to the railway tracks.. and he was half a block away when he did it... It may well be that whatever powerful evil thing was hiding in Pete, is what started the middle east wars...
I heard from the news that his Toronto killing spree lasted a couple years... then he moved to Turkey teaching English, where the first major Arabic war broke out soon after...
Deacon really doesn't fit that one... "Sister Evil" is more appropriate... (dear sister theresa c of the sisters of mt st joe.. Some piece of work that one was)...
As for Pete.. I can't think of a handle for that much evil... I suppose I'll just call him "Deacon Pete"... |
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Announcer... Tells you what you've already said, what you already know...
An announcer would approach a tree, to inform it that it has roots...
In the public sensory domain, an announcer will cast forth his comments straight into your ear from a hundred feet away...
I.E.: I was sitting on the biggest boulder in Kits Beach BC.. I have just dove into ultra deep trance... but before I did, I firmed my stance and posture, and locked my arms, and pen on the paper, in the clipboard, so people wouldn't touch me, believing I was dead, or from another planet... I've heard that I glow when I get that deep... and I sure didn't want that powerful Jolt like someone "turning me inside out" from touching me then...
That rock felt strange.. specialish..? I checked it out... Turns out it's on a serious vortex... Maybe an ancient shaman rolled it there to mark the spot... It felt good... It felt more like "home" than I had ever felt... It felt "among ancient brothers"...
Same as I did in the middle of George's "Facets" lectures, when I summoned one of my pet dragons to come give me a little kiss... One of G's groupies says, "George!! What Iis That!".. G says, "I Don't know.. But I'm Not going near it!".. Good thing too!.. You never know what those things eat till they've eaten it... I only had them programmed and conditioned to favor and savor my living breath, and sometimes my fresh warm blood as the occasional treat... my pets.. my puppies...
I'm relaxing on this here huge rock.. I established the three space miners in this mining family, on this asteroid.. then, to my SURPRIZE!, 9 other characters walked into the scene, without me having thought it, nor suggested it.. and I was seeing and feeling all the reactions between all 12-characters... how each felt about each of the rest, and why they had arrived, and their interactions and emotions... I froze frame, and was trying to sort it out, which character I should name what.. and which ones I should document first, while trying to figure out how I could somehow get my hand out of trance just enough to write the story as it played out.. When some sharpie-doo dude "Announcer", out on a stroll with his babe, says loudly from 75 feet away, in a beeline to my ear.. "Well!.. He sure can get into it Well"... I think "wellwell. and "Kabooma Kerash!" the whole scene detonates, and fragments into dust... I just wanted to kill... I glanced at my hand to find why it was aching.. to see it was in a tight white fist... I slowly got my breath stable.. and took a long deep sigh in, held it, then released it... I had just lost a million bucks, in about ten seconds...
So when they were right behind me, on the path, I cut a huge fart, in having accurately named him...
Announcers is part of why the wealthy block out the general public...
Another part, is the general public pees on the roses...
Announcers don't flame, in fact they are honest, kind, gentle, and generous... It's just they are just the greatest "pains in the ass" on the whole planet...
If you include the "announcer"... I haven't got a clue how you gonna condense all that.. but I can tell you one thing forsure!.. I sure ain't gonna try!.. I would rather try to do the math for anti-gravity... it would probably be easier...
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Announcer... Tells you what you've already said, what you already know...
An announcer would approach a tree, to inform it that it has roots...
In the public sensory domain, an announcer will cast forth his comments straight into your ear from a hundred feet away...
I.E.: I was sitting on the biggest boulder in Kits Beach BC.. I have just dove into ultra deep trance... but before I did, I firmed my stance and posture, and locked my arms, and pen on the paper, in the clipboard, so people wouldn't touch me, believing I was dead, or from another planet... I've heard that I glow when I get that deep... and I sure didn't want that powerful Jolt like someone "turning me inside out" from touching me then...
Same as I did in the middle of George's "Facets" lectures, when I summoned one of my pet dragons to come give me a little kiss... One of G's groupies says, "George!! What Iis That!".. G says, "I Don't know.. But I'm Not going near it!".. Good thing too!.. You never know what those things eat till they've eaten it... I only had them programmed and conditioned to favor and savor my living breath, and sometimes my fresh warm blood as the occasional treat... my pets.. my puppies...
I'm relaxing on this here huge rock.. I establish three space miners in this mining family, on this asteroid.. then, to my SURPRIZE!, 9 other characters walked into the scene without me having thought it, nor suggested it.. and I was seeing and feeling all the reactions between all 12-characters... how each felt about each of the rest, and why they had arrived, and their interactions and emotions... I froze frame, and was trying to sort it out, which character I should name what.. and which ones I should document first, while trying to figure out how I could somehow get my hand out of trance just enough to write the story as it played out.. When some sharpie-doo dude "Announcer", out on a stroll with his babe, says loudly from 75 feet away, in a beeline to my ear.. "Well!.. He sure can get into it Well"... I think "wellwell. and "Kabooma Kerash!" the whole scene detonates, and fragments into dust... I just wanted to kill... I glanced at my hand to find why it was aching.. to see it was in a tight white fist... I slowly got my breath stable.. and took a long deep sigh in, held it, then released it... I had just lost a million bucks, in about ten seconds...
So when they were right behind me, on the path, I cut a huge fart, in having accurately named him...
Announcers is part of why the wealthy block out the general public...
Another part, is the general public pees on the roses...
Announcers don't flame, in fact they are honest, kind, gentle, and generous... It's just they are just the greatest "pains in the ass", on the whole planet...
If you include the "announcer"... I haven't got a clue how you gonna condense all that.. but I can tell you one thing forsure!.. I sure ain't gonna try!.. I would rather try to do the math for anti-gravity... it would probably be easier... |
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You have got to be kidding. Now I know why Reed vanished.
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You have got to be kidding. Now I know why Reed vanished. |
I'd say "Burn the Necromancer!" but I know that Godzilla here is fireproof. 
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