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Evil Spidey
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:10 am  Reply with quote
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DISCLAIMER: This warrior is not for the faint of heart. Sensitive readers please read no further, as this warrior was a disgust to describe as much as he is to read, but its presence must be known so that all may recognize it, and avoid or crush it in battle. The description is for flame warrior profiling purposes, and not intended to offend anyone, just to provide the bitter truth....

Heartless

ALLY TO: No one
ENEMY OF: Everyone
SIMILAR TO: Compost, Mr. Revolting
POSSIBLE ADDITIONAL PROFILES: Cyber-stalker, Minelayer, Serious, Propeller Head, Bigot

There are few true horrors in the forum world, and Heartless is a monstrosity that no forum should be subject to. Mean-spirited, callous, vile and cruel, Heartless is a blight on any forum that has the displeasure of being host to him, and is a complete disgrace to warriors everywhere; many consider him to be Jerk, on tons, and tons, upon tons, of steroids.

Heartless may be an abomination from the very beginning, or may simply be mild and unnoticed at first, however his true colors show whenever he is in the heat of battle, regardless if he is the aggressor or not. Out to kill mercilessly, Heartless is the brutal epitome of all ad hominem assailants, and will spew forth the most tasteless and vicious, and often profane, personal attacks, using nuclear revulsion as his main method of attack. He’s a warrior most similar to Compost and Mr. Revolting, though unlike Compost, his arsenal isn’t limited strictly to profanity, and unlike Mr. Revolting, his attacks are completely deliberate.

Because he lacks even the slightest inkling of compassion, mercy, honor, or consideration, Heartless’ unapologetic attacks are always directed to opponents as if they are a mortal enemy, and he will stoop to ANY low to win a battle, attacking any and all personal weaknesses he can without any regard to an opponent’s age, race, gender, disability, status, ethnicity, sexual orientation, weight, or physical appearance; if the opponent has children or a significant other that they mention, such loved ones are not outside the range of Heartless' attack. One example of a Heartless attack, would be in a forum where there happens to be a member who is legitimately living with cancer, and Heartless and this member happen to do battle, one of Heartless’ replies may be “I hope your tumors eat your brain alive, you bald-headed freak!” Or in a forum where pictures of members are allowed, Heartless won’t hesitate to call an overweight member a “fat***” in battle. Subjects such as September 11th, the Holocaust, abortions, and other sensitive topics are not excluded by Heartless in his arsenal, whether he’s slamming or mocking the topics themselves, or referencing them in an attack against another warrior, possibly comparing his opponent to them or suggesting his opponent should share the same fate; he’ll mention the topics without even a shred of respect or sensitivity. If Heartless is also Bigot, he’ll throw out any slurs he can think of, and if he is also Minelayer, it isn’t uncommon for him to include Link-Mines in his attacks to revolting pornographic images (such as goatse.cx, lemonparty, etc.), or violent/graphic pictures of atrocities, such as Ogrish.com. Heartless is not beyond also being a Cyber-stalker releasing personal information on his attackers either, going as far as to post personal information, caring not at all about the consequences; if he is also a Propeller Head, Heartless will have no qualms about transmitting a computer virus or causing other actual damage to an opponent's property.

No matter how unethical, dishonorable, scatological, or even illegal, there is no attack that Heartless considers off-limits or too caustic. Most warriors consider him to be an utter disgrace. If there are warriors who agree with his position, they don't rush to his defense because they do not want to be associated with the odor of his attacks. Even strong warriors such as Kung Fu Master, Big Dog or Big Cat make take on Heartless, only to abandon the fight because of their sheer disgust of Heartless’ vitriol makes them lose heart. Even Jerk is appalled by Heartless’ lack of decency, and Evil Clown fails to find any hope of humor in attacks or counter-attacks. Warriors driven by a strong sense of justice such as Eagle Scout, Guardian and Ronin will be the ones to weather Heartless’ storm in battle, no matter how long it takes to drive him away.

The good news however, is that once revealed, minus forums run by Ninny Admin, Heartless will not remain long, for Admin will shut down his IP once and for all as soon as he can, and Sniper will take him out before any damage can be done. If you sight Heartless in a forum, swift action must be taken immediately to ensure containment and eradication of Heartless' repulsive behavior.
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Evil Spidey
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:20 am  Reply with quote
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On a sighting note, I must say the inspiration came from when I had the displeasure of seeing this character on a forum long in the past.

Heartless and another poster of Hispanic descent got into a flame war. The conversation lasted for about 4 or 5 posts. Heartless started firing off insults and anti-Hispanic slurs, which went on for longer than I expected, made a comment such as that he hoped his opponent "and their entire family...get deported and put back in the sweatshops where they belong". His opponent was upset obviously, and replied back and forth, and Heartless' grand finale, as a reply to one of his opponent's responses, was a picture of one of the airplanes flying towards the Twin Towers, with the caption "This is your post."

Needless to say he got a well-deserved ban and we hadn't seen him after that. Posters such as that must think they can feel powerful to go after someone so wickedly like that, but they really come off as pathetic.
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Fence Sitter
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:50 am  Reply with quote
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It's a nice description. I've been fortunate enough, to not have to deal with them.
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irritus
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:13 pm  Reply with quote
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This sounds like an especially immoral Big Dog, possibly with a smattering of Compost.

Also, not every suggestion has to be the biggest, baddest whatever out there. I've seen plenty of people like this in the "Flame Community." They tend to have all the lasting power of a bottle rocket when they go up against someone who focuses on attacking them instead of endlessly bringing up how awful what they said was. These dipshits rely on blindsiding people with shock value because that's pretty much all they've got.
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Evil Spidey
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:48 pm  Reply with quote
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Thanks for the feedback Mike, sorry to hear you've encountered such scum.

As far as Heartless being similar to Big Dog, I dunno. I always saw Big Dog as a strong and mean warrior, where Heartless is just plain mean. I guess Heartless' strength can vary though, so you could be right.

That bottle-rocket description you gave hit it right on the head though. I think these jerks think being putrid gives them power or elevates them to the level of Howard Stern, but you said it, they are just over-compensating for weakness.
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irritus
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:42 pm  Reply with quote
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Ah, actually I'm not Mike, I'm just the remaining admin here. Pretty much whatever I say is just my opinion, and Mike (should he ever bother returning) could easily say I have no clue what I am talking about. However, I've read a lot of these, so I try to give honest feedback.
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Evil Spidey
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:14 pm  Reply with quote
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I appreciate feedback, positive or negative, as long as it's honest.

I think I assumed you were Mike via your profile picture.

Mike isn't a Deposed Emperor by chance, is he?
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ambosen
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:39 pm  Reply with quote
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Evil Spidey wrote:
Mike isn't a Deposed Emperor by chance, is he?


We honestly don't know. Irritus won't tell us. Now granted, we haven't even asked, but a conspiracy theory is a lot more fun without such convenient things as facts or even honest opinions to gt in the way.
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FXMastermind
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:30 am  Reply with quote
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Let's see, deal with the knuckleheads here, or draw nudes ...



tough choice, tough choice ..
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Fence Sitter
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:19 am  Reply with quote
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Not bad, not bad at all.
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Redwood Elf
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:59 am  Reply with quote
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Most likely a hybrid of Compost, Big Dog, and Troglodyte.
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