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Verbal Juggernaut
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| Yup. Her mind is, like I said, full of goo. |
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:11 pm
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Post Apocalypse
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Kramer wrote: |
| Calm down fuck nuts. No one is whining about anything, just bringing something to Fence's attention. |
Was I talking to you? I thought I was talking to Chopper Chuck. Maybe I am confused. In any case, including her in one of the ten questions is JUST MORE TROLLING and throwing what ever terrible butthurt happened back into the active topics.
The point is, even if SHE IS A BIG FAT MEANY or COMPLETE LOSER TROLL, you are only going to annoy other people by dragging your conflict into EVERY FUCKING TOPIC HERE over and over and over again. Nobody cares. Get over it.
It's not important to anyone but you. And your blatant butthurt makes me want to yank your man card. Grow up. If you are still pissed, mad, or whatever, extract revenge upon her. But don't piss and moan like a bitch.
Like I just did. Rather than complain about something that annoyed me, I randomly typed an outburst, and now I feel better. Pontificate about it, hell, start an entire topic about it. Just don't drag the shit you stepped in all over creation, leaving little stinky bits of it in every topic.
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:58 pm
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irritus' minion
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1. Because they do not know just how easy it is to get their information. Everyone remembers the douchebag, but noone remembers the polite guy. The polite guy is never hunted down and killed by a mentally unstable individual. To achieve true anonymity you must give no information hat is unnecessary, and never attract the attention of a very dedicated nutcase.
2. It's not just California. Many states on both coasts have markedly higher numbers of homosexuals in proportion to the population then states further inland. Then again coastal states also often have larger populations with much lower in general birth rates: people tend to forget that more then half of California's population at any given time came originally from elsewhere, and in some midwestern states, it's not uncommon to see Californians who move back and forth several times a decade from California to elsewhere.
3. Noone runs anything if they don't need to. They simply create and watch them do their thing. Sometimes not even that.
4. Statistically speaking, many people don't realize there is a difference between spamming and other advertising methods in that only spamming requires one to actively disrupt forums and other such venues. In practice, it's actually the least efficient method of marketing known to man, but since there's very little cost unless the spammer gets taken to court in a country where said laws exist (currently that's only the US and a handful of EU nations.)
5. *Shrugs indifferently*
6. I don't know. I never bothered watching any of them.
7. Who invented cherry red paint jobs and successfully convinced even some police officers the red ones really went faster?
8. I believe originally it was said by a laweyer when a female witness in Perry Mason accidentally confessed to lying on the stand.
9. Come now, where else can I get a pointlessly detailed list of the things Felicia Day, Johnathan Coulton ect are doing? Oh wait, they all have websites already doing that. Point conceded.
10. In the beginning, the net was null and void. Something dark awoke upon the sleeping networks.From day one, all mankind that knew of USENET fought for survival. The casualties were many, the true survivors few.Only a handful have ever seen those dark places, and all will agree to only one thing...
You late comers ruined it for all of us.
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:19 pm
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Post Apocalypse
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Are you talking about when AOL was allowed to use the web for the first time?
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:50 pm
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irritus' minion
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| Are you talking about when AOL was allowed to use the web for the first time? |
Sit back kid, and I'll tell you a tale of the ancient days. When men were Unix server administrators with scruffy beards, women on the web were mostly highly educated sorts with a Bachelor's of the sciences degree or better logging in on mainframes on university campuses, and many of your ISP's charged you for internet access by the minute.
I'll tell you of Prodigy and Compuserve, of Genie, and fighting the Clans during the invasion of the Inner sphere for a dollar a minute. Of when the Atari was finally fading, and if you wanted color graphics, you used colored plastic filters with cut outs to achieve it.
I will tell you of waiting in the Newsgroups for John Carmack to post the proof Doom had gone Alpha, of the first pages I'd ever seen with graphics, of having to learn half a dozen variations of HTML, of only having a 4 color palette.
I am talking my friend, of times before America Online even existed, when Texas Instruments and Coleco were claiming the newcomer Industrial Business Machines would not bump them off of of their shared monopoly of the computing world.
Before there was ever the internet as you know it, there was Usenet. The dark ancestor of the web we know it, the first to use dedicated browsers, the first child of the bulletin board system.
I have watched as you have created infinite hells with your own hand without even realizing it. You say Usenet was dark?
What then are you?
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:22 pm
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Post Apocalypse
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(applause!)
More! More! (thinks back to the dark days of telnet and VAX terminals, BBs that actually cost money to access, the ancient flame wars, the horror, the horror)
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:52 am
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Wordy Bore
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| 1. Why do people on online games think anonymity gives them the right to be as much of a dickhead as they want? |
This coming from you? It has nothing to do with anonymity, people are wholly assholes ALL the time! It's just irl we have things like friends to help us emasculate them, and fists to punch them in the face with.
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| 2. Why is California so full of gay? |
Because you let it be. If you started hanging some fags on trees, the problem would naturally solve itself. I warned you fucking morons that the more you accept fags, the more they're going to molest your kids and spread aids. You have no one to blame but yourselves...
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Rogue agents hired by name brand companies in secret to meet a quota. The internet is all about making money. Compiling your data to understand you, as a consumer. Everything you write, like on Facebook, or site you visit contributes to labeling you. You are a number to them. Which is why I'm a Bolshevik.
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| 4. Do people actually think spamming is profitable? |
It is... if even one person goes to the site, then it helps them learn more about that person. It's not about the initial sale of getting people to go and buy the stupid product, it's about examining their tastes.
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| 6. How could anyone think the cars in any of the Fast and Furious movies looked good? |
Because they do. You just don't know shit about cars because you're a neckbeard who lives with his mom.
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Because it's a social networking site. They are places to go to stay in touch with friends, set up dates to hang out, catch up on what's going on in their life... you wouldn't know, as you don't have any friends. Also, Facebook is probably the only place that WON'T ban you. Which is surprising given how big it is. But not only are you more valuable unbanned, (because companies love watching your Facebook to see what you're into...) but also because the way it's set up. Banning people would ruin the dynamic of wall photos, posting, and general function. People just have to suck it up and block the person individually. Who'd have thought? You actually have RIGHTS on Facebook, and no amount of butt hurt can change that!
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| 10. Why is Usenet so screwed up? |
It's not. You are just uneducated and don't know how to work a computer.
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:38 am
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Caffiene Junkie
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I see you forgot to attack questions 7 and 8. Let me guess, you have one of those stick on fender vents, and you're ashamed of your "That's what she said" user heritage? 
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:48 pm
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Verbal Juggernaut
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| ambosen wrote: |
| FXMastermind wrote: |
| Are you talking about when AOL was allowed to use the web for the first time? |
Sit back kid, and I'll tell you a tale of the ancient days. When men were Unix server administrators with scruffy beards, women on the web were mostly highly educated sorts with a Bachelor's of the sciences degree or better logging in on mainframes on university campuses, and many of your ISP's charged you for internet access by the minute.
I'll tell you of Prodigy and Compuserve, of Genie, and fighting the Clans during the invasion of the Inner sphere for a dollar a minute. Of when the Atari was finally fading, and if you wanted color graphics, you used colored plastic filters with cut outs to achieve it.
I will tell you of waiting in the Newsgroups for John Carmack to post the proof Doom had gone Alpha, of the first pages I'd ever seen with graphics, of having to learn half a dozen variations of HTML, of only having a 4 color palette.
I am talking my friend, of times before America Online even existed, when Texas Instruments and Coleco were claiming the newcomer Industrial Business Machines would not bump them off of of their shared monopoly of the computing world.
Before there was ever the internet as you know it, there was Usenet. The dark ancestor of the web we know it, the first to use dedicated browsers, the first child of the bulletin board system.
I have watched as you have created infinite hells with your own hand without even realizing it. You say Usenet was dark?
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A guy in diapers.
But look at it this way, Amb: one day, I'll look back on the heady days of Flame Warriors, 4chan, Twitter and Facebook, TVTropes and Wikipedia the same way you do. Of those times before Web 2.0 existed, where Rapidshare was your best friend when it came to getting the hottest shit on the Net.
Or something like that.
Also, Jim, you back for round two?
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