Flame Warriors ~ View topic

Find your opposition on this handy reference! On the left is what the flamer says to you, and on the right is what they're thinking as they type. Suggestions always welcome!

"Your mother..." ---> "I am defeated. Maybe this joke will offend you enough to reignite conflict."

"IMMA KILL YOU *rage rage swear swear*"
"Your full name is... . Your exact location is... ." ---> "I hope I can cow you into agreeing."

"Go away, the adults are talking." ---> "I'm too stupid to come up with a newer or better sendoff."

"heh" or random smiley ---> "I'm too retarded to come up with a better comment."

"You're a loser."
"You're a xenophobe." ---> "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"You're not making me mad."
"I don't care what you say to me." ---> "I HATE YOU ALL! BLARGH"

"Women come running to me, not you!"
"Get out of your mother's basement!" ---> "I'm a basement dwelling moocher with no friends of either sex."

"We need to talk about how poster a and b are trolling!" -------------------> I need to get the focus off of me having done something really stupid.

Would it be that hard to stay out of this?

The entire argument is kind of pointless anyway. I think everyone involved knows neither of us will ever back down, regardless of how much Fence talks about genetics or how many examples I give of gays becoming straight. Since neither of us is really trying to troll, it isn't even good for lolz. All we do is go around in circles. Why even bother?

You're a smart man. Now, if only Fence and Kramer could do the same instead of trying to think of "reasons" to say my examples of gays going straight don't really count...

Wordy Bore Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 314

Wordy Bore Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 314

Wordy Bore Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 314

I'm the only one defending you numb skull. I'm the only friend you have. You should be more grateful. This is what fags do. They corner you. They see you're all alone, and not strong enough to handle their massive onslaught. That's how rapists and sociopaths think.

And here I am extending my hand, and you want to believe I'm just a troll, a nihilist, an extremist, or some other noun you do not know the definition of.

You're not simply stupid, you're massively brainwashed. Even retards and animals know about self survival. You don't. You've been numbed down to be self destructive.
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The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.
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I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
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...huh?

But some of us awake in the night with strange phantasms of enchanted hills and gardens, of fountains that sing in the sun, of golden cliffs overhanging murmuring seas, of plains that stretch down to sleeping cities of bronze and stone, and of shadowy companies of heroes that ride caparisoned white horses along the edges of thick forests; and then we know that we have looked back through the ivory gates into that world of wonder which was ours before we were wise and unhappy.
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Speaking in poems has to be the most effective tactic ever.

ambosen's above quips - absolutely.

Nothing like a bit of cryptic first thing in the morning, though some of us would find it fairly to the point.
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The important thing is knowing who owns the fence

"In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man."
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The important thing is knowing who owns the fence

Ah, since we're posting stupid quotes in this topic anyway...

“You win some, lose some, and wreck some.”

Also...

“Everything comes to those who wait...except a cat.”

Both are from different people. You get a cookie if you can guess either one.

You know what they say: "Victory goes.... to those with COURAGE!"
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