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Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:29 pm
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Forum Flirt
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
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Found this on one of my forums and thought people would enjoy it
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** Complaint Policy
It is the policy of the Pyracy Pub to treat all complaints with the seriousness and attention they deserve. All complaints should be written on sturdy paper, sealed in a glass bottle with a cork, and buried no less than four feet deep at the surf line near low tide. Please don't ask forum management to respond to complaints that haven't been properly submitted. |
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:07 pm
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Space Whale
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Isn't it our complaint policy here to burn the complaints and scatter the ashes?
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Every person alive lives in their own personal alternate reality.
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:32 pm
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The Voice of Reason
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Pretty much, couldn't dedicate this place to flaming and trolling yet ban it at the same time.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by NOT BUYING ANY. |
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:33 pm
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Power-Mad Nazi Mod
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Actually we store them and eventually -- when they've piled up too high -- stuff them into a rocket ship and fly it into the sun.
How else would we handle the removal as such brillant suggestions as "Space Whale"? Conventional fire is nothing!
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:59 pm
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Forgotten Horror
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| What we need is antimatter. |
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:00 am
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Hacker
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| Now, if only we can get pepole to adhere to the policy... |
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