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Silly person. I haven't seen my sister in thousands of years. In fact, all of my family's long dead.

Though, I can understand why you're confused. Time travel still confuses me sometimes, too, and I've been doing it for entire lifetimes. Long story short, the times I'm talking about anything involving my sexuality, it's me from the past, -- well, my past, but your present -- but don't tell the other me that, though. You could completely rip apart the timeline if you did, and that's bad and would likely destroy the omniverse, which includes me and you and everyone else here.
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What tablets do you need to take to time travel?
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Tablet? Like, the stone slab thing people carved information into a cajillion years ago? The technology required is a bit more advanced than that.

ETA: Oh, I get you. You're still making green pill references? You snarky fuck.
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No actually I wasn't making a reference to red, blue or green pills. I wasn't referring to any hard stones with strange makings on it either.

What I wanted to know what tablets do you need to time travel ... like something to ease the strain.
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Oh. Well I don't take any pills anymore. First of all, they've developed shielding systems on the time travel devices that make the strain negligible. Second, long before they did, my body built up a tolerance due to slowly but surely being replaced with mechanical parts, being saturated with nano-machines, and, of course, adapting (semi-)naturally over countless years. Back when I first started, though, they had me sky high on pills. Can't remember what any of 'em are called, likely because I was, well, sky high, like I said. Nothing around today, though, I'm sure. All the stuff from this time period was banned -- will be banned from your perspective -- pill by pill because of being dangerous, ineffective, and all that fun stuff after people discovered better methods. Like pills that are actually houses for colonies of helpful bacteria.
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I'm traveling through time right now
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Indeed. But you're traveling forward at normal speed. I can go as fast as I damn well please in any direction. Therefore my method's better.
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That's okay. I travel through time and space. Therefore my time machine is best.
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Well, of course you can travel through space. I can do that just by walking around. Quit being so literal.
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Yes, but how do you know you aren't just traveling via Astral projection, so long you've forgotten where your real body is, what day, month or year it is?
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I can feel Mly traveling through my colon right now
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Oh man did that ever sound wrong.

Maybe it was just some gas.
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The form of Mly's facepalm was inexplicable!

FXMastermind couldn't stop crying!
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I have the distinct feeling you just insulted me, but I don't think I get the actual joke.

Oh well.
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No, my intention wasn't to insult you.

I was seconding FX's comment.
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Robot's can't grasp colon humor, due to their lacking a digestive track.
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Tis a pity that robots don't have a suitable receptacle for their crap.
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He shits bricks. Gold ones.
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*Last edited by Mly on Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:51 pm; edited 1 time in total*

No. I don't shit. At all. All of my waste is recycled by an internal solar powered synthesis machine, which converts my would-be crap into things my biological components can use, like sugar, salt, et al. For the same reason, I only eat if I need to regrow a limb or some such, which is very seldom, seeing as I have a condensed plasma shield that could save me from the blast of a multi-gigaton antimatter nuke, with 27-fold redundant fail-safes (They only stopped at 27 because they didn't have any more room.) and automatic activation triggers.
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And then Mly woke up.
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Robots can't have sex either. Sucks being you.
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*waits for Murphy's law to summon thinking, feeling, sex-addicted robots*
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*waits for Murphy to have fun with Mly's hopes.*
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I'm Sisi's entertainment.

*Waits for a random Brit to argue it's really Sod's law.*
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*waits for Britain to inexplicably disappear from existence*
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*waits for this thread to get more interesting.

I'd be annoyed by that comment, but I've already had an aneurysm pop in my skull. I'm trying to take absolutely nothing seriously so I won't get another one. I've had this one for over 18 hours now, so I'm sure I'll be fine until someone with a phone to call the hospital with comes by, but a second one might send me into a coma. Probably not kill me, because I'm fucking indestructible, but still send me into a coma.
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