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Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:36 pm
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This political forum poster seems to have only one function--to make the party he speaks for look bad.
Is he 1) serious? Is he 2) an agent for the other party (a plant)? Is he just 3) totally nuts? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you--BEZARK!
A BEZARK (that's always in ALL CAPS) is a special kind of troll, who can represent either, repeat EITHER party--much to that party's horror. He will shed the absolutely WORST evil red light he can on the members of the other party, with the result being all the members of the party he claims to be one of are cringing in horror, because he's just making them look so BAD...
Examples:
"All KKK members are Republicans! Every single last one of them!!"
"We need another McCarthy to help root out all of the sniveling liberals!!"
"Conservatives are all bigoted homophobic pigs!!"
"The DUMBOCRAT sniverals all want the world to run on fairy dust! And they're all (homophobic slur of your choice)!!"
The horror... the horror... {{ }}
PS: A lot of people strongly favor the 1st possibility I listed of the BEZARK's origin.
BTW, if you don't believe me, just go over to the ABCnews political message board and watch. I named this particular flame warrior after BEZARK because it has the best ring to it. |
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Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:42 pm
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| Piper Cub wrote: |
| PS: A lot of people strongly favor the 1st possibility I listed of the BEZARK's origin. |
CORRECTION: I mean, the 2nd, not the 1st. |
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Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:53 pm
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[quote="Piper Cub"]A BEZARK (that's always in ALL CAPS) is a special kind of troll, who can represent either, repeat EITHER party--much to that party's horror.[quote]
They don't switch sides. It's just that either party can have them. |
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Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:19 pm
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| Piper Cub wrote: |
| I named this particular flame warrior after BEZARK because it has the best ring to it. |
And also because Bez is one of the worst offenders. |
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Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:35 pm
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Forum Flirt
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1168
Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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I've not encountered this critter yet, so I'm just buying this one on faith.
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The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think |
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Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:16 pm
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Lurker
Joined: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 5
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TT, perhaps I can direct you to a local forum I hang out in. We have one of those, -exactly-.. I'm always asking him if he looks under his bed every night for commies hiding there!  |
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Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:59 pm
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Forum Flirt
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1168
Location: Wouldn't you like to know
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Sure, send me the URL, you guys got me curious now.
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Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:33 pm
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Abusive Admin
Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: The Archive of Fortitude
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A friend of mine is a BEZARK/Mr Repulsive. Damn it's funny to watch him work.
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Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:59 pm
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Clueless Newb
Joined: 26 Dec 2004
Posts: 37
Location: Australia
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Damn! Wish I'd thought of this. As soon as I read the description, at least three Warriors I've known popped into my mind. Definitely needs to be included.
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