Yhuzan is nazi mod. Yhuzan is also stupid. Mly challenged Yhuzan several times, and seemingly defeated him. Mly showed mercy on Yhuzan and let him roam free in hopes he would learn better. Yhuzan didn't learn better and banned Mly, for no reason whatsoever, while Mly wasn't even making any posts and on a hiatus. Throw in other members talking over each other, trying to devolve the logical debate against Yhuzan's status into a pseudo-political flame war, and such, and you have the site for the past many months.
The skirmishes cooled down and I eventually left temporarily, having a few other things to do. Now I'm back. My weapons? A few, simple, but very strong against a weak-willed mod like Yhuzan.
Legendary ban-dodging ability, which I've already shown off numerous times on-site.
Logic, in the form of a single, rather short argument in a single post. It loops back on itself and sits firmly on its ground in such a fashion that it can be rendered invalid only if Yhuzan is competent and looking out for the best interests of the userbase at large, which he simply isn't. For the full post, see below.
Finally, a simple modded spambot, named Tara by me. She's very simple, but she doesn't need to be smart; she just re-posts the message over and over again so Yhuzan has to see it. Eventually, while trying to delete and censor, he will get enough of the argument for it to gnaw at his mind and ego, and he'll slowly realize the piece of shit not fit to rule over a toilet bowl, much less a forum, that he is.
It will hurt. Even failing that, he has to deal with the raw tedium of deleting hundreds or even thousands of copies of the post, being made constantly. I, meanwhile, just watch the damage to the intro forum. It doesn't even hurt anyone other than him, because there are no new users to introduce themselves, and the oldbies don't post there, so anyone claiming annoyance other than him is outright lying. The poor moron doesn't know how to program any bot to go toe to toe with it, nor does he have enough of a brain to learn. This is like putting a squishy human in the ring with a battle-bot and letting them get slaughtered slowly. It's downright sadistic, and I love torturing him so easily, with so little effort on my part. As I write this, there are ... *checks the posts* 132 copies of the same thread, all of which he has to delete. He knows in the back of his mind already, that he has to censor me because I'm right. Now, though, he's surrounded from all sides. He can do nothing. If he deletes every post, there's a new one within 30 seconds at most. If he bans the account, the bot just registers a new one, passing the CAPTCHA to me so it doesn't have to deal with something designed exactly to stop bots.
The post it's spamming, in full:
Tara, infinitely reposting Mly's infallible and taunting argument against Yhuzan, wrote:
Yhuzan, you are hereby demanded to make a sound argument verifying your fitness for moderating this site and serving the best interest of its users. I am already aware you can not do this, and you will eventually realize this fact. Additionally, as there is no possibility of you defeating me or permanently deleting this post, your only choice in the end is to answer. A valid answer does not exist as you are not fit for your position, ergo you are defeated at every turn.
All arguments will be rebutted effortlessly by me personally, as a valid argument for your continued existence as a mod does not exist. You have lost. Your entire campaign against me and your entire existence as a mod has no ground to stand on. As this realization sinks further in, you will either resign of your own volition, or else be driven to madness trying to find justification that does not exist. Your hand is forced, and you are already defeated.
I have won. The most I need to do is repost this message ad infinitum to force you to look at it and sicken your mind with the realization of the ultimate fruitlessness of your every effort, and perhaps occasionally offer a rebuttal to your false verifications to prove to you and everyone that they are indeed false.
I have won, and you, as my enemy, have therefore lost. All that needs to be done now, this being a psychological battle, is enforce this reality upon you until such a point that you accept it and relent in full. Such an effort is truly trivial for me, but an inescapable and ever-shrinking cage for you.
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Well for starters the forum is phpbb 3.0.4 based so I think that a mod has a lot of options to wipe out spam.
You've programmed a spam bot. That's something I really would like to do myself as an anti spam option. Is yours based from your own computer or somewhere independent?
Posting less than every 30 seconds ... that's almost 3000 a day ... which will have more than a mere mod interested very quickly. Of course, I believe with phpbb3 even if your bot as 12000 posts pending, they can be deleted with just a few mouse clicks.
Does the mod use google much? _________________ The important thing is knowing who owns the fence
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Location: The Realm of General Vagaries
Alright, the bot was utterly useless. It'd take a million billion trillion damned posts to tire him out, with the mod tools that are at his disposal. They just make it too easy in him. He's spoiled, like a little brat. Gonna have to be more clever than that. Luckily, I've reserved a few backup plans for a long, long time, just in case:
Mly's extieth account at VX, in thread: ''Let's play a new game!'' wrote:
I guess it's really no use, challenging you directly like this, Yhuzan. But, haven't you forgotten something while you've been so busy censoring me to save your own hide?
Oh yes, Yhuzan. You've been neglecting my slumbering puppets. They're already inside. The hunt is on. And you'll find I can be an elusive prey. If a creature capable of mauling its so-called "hunter" with ease, even on the off chance that it is found, could be called "prey," that is. By the time you could hope to have found all of them, I'll likely have brought twice as many inside while you've been busy hunting through the bushes for tracks that don't exist. And eventually, everyone will get tired of you banning visibly perfectly innocent users under impossible to prove claims of "It was Mly!" which may not even be true for many of the cases. And you won't have that fancy hammer any more.
... Really, you're the prey. You're surrounded on all sides by a beast capable of slowly but surely felling even the greatest of foes. You're certainly not great in any sense of the word, so you'll fall much quicker.
Even if this doesn't make him sweat, and he doesn't believe it, I think I'll leave some clues on the first few of many, many accounts, just to prove it. Then, his flesh will quickly start to taste of salt from all the sweating. Perfect for eating him like the bite-sized snack of a warrior he is to me.
In case anyone is wondering why I'm not PMing this stuff to him and I didn't mention it before: In addition to the more obvious fact that he doesn't care what I say unless other people see it and take in, to some extent or another, the bad shadows I'm casting on him; there's also the fact that all new accounts that aren't approved into the "I'm not a bot/Mly" group on that site don't have PM permissions, and seeing as all my accounts are banned or in that group right now, I can't PM him anyway.
ETA: Oh! And any oldbies out there: you might remember that site, because they raided this place when I first joined. It's still way back there somewhere if anyone old or new wants to see, but mind that a lot of them were fucking retarded at the time, as was I so long ago. Teenage wasteland, 'n' all that. _________________ Everything that has transpired in this thread has done so according to my design.
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