Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Location: The Archive of Fortitude
Flamingo is now purged. I've unfortunately been too busy lately to complete the FW equivalent of the TWC Banhammer, so I've stuck with an older version of it. (I'll finish it up anyways since it'll be useful for D_R's next wave of idiotic spamming sock puppets.) In any case, if you're looking for any of the posts, you can find them in Purgatory.
Also, I'd really like to thank Neon Vincent for telling Darling_Regan about that program that lets her easily use people's exploited machines for proxies without the need for technical competence. At least I think it was you. In any case, it's really made banning her much more convenient. Thank you. _________________
Joined: 20 May 2006
Location: The World Wide Warp
The Troll Song
TTTO Be Our Guest
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw
attention to your role
Egoboo can be nice
Get your fix at any price
You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!
Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
Stress and fear, jealous rage
Let them be your guiding gauge
Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy motherfuckers
Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.
Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
(ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
Put their legs between their tails
And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated
When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
CW, you just made my day. _________________ Chaos Revenant:
Doing What You Don't Have The Guts To Since 2006
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