Or rather, been on the receiving end of a flame war. There are times where I've raged, mostly at ignoramuses who can't comeup with an original argument, but thats not me raging at them. But raging at their predictability. I hate boredom. The only way to get rid of me is to ban me, or bore me to death.
An amusing adversary is better to me then a tiresome ally... Far too often I just people circlejerk eachother, and it makes me sick. Even if I agree with them on the subject! It just pisses me off to see people get along and jack eachother off. Nothing is accomplished that way. Is it so much to ask for a little passion and energy in people's posts? I mean God-damn... Trolling should be like making love, there's gotta' be noise, hitting, sweating, and something should break. It needs to be a fucking massacare where you feel dirty afterward and can't look in your mother's eyes for a week!
Instead, moderators perpetuate docile, lifeless discussions. Where everyone just says "I disagree" and mumbles under their breath about the technicals. They all hobble around, keeping their heads down as a moderator sits on a throne of skulls of people who actually had something to contribute to the forum. His fat, useless ass, sits there, mocking me. Contributing nothing, but thinking he has the authority to make others lives a living hell. I want memes, I want lolcats, I want jewtube poops, I want a fucking shit flinging fest of newfags and oldfags at eachother's throats, over a fucking five cent income tax increase!!!
No flame warrior can best me in battle, because no flame warrior thinks the way I do. They don't see it as making love and poetry, but that they're "pwning" me. As if they're going to earn some xbox achievement having more articulant words, and better arguments. How does one determine that? I'm not a subjectivist, but there are countless scales from which we can weigh our debocile, and I have a feeling they're not going to oust me in a whole lot of them! Whilest others form lifelong vendettas against me for what I say, I don't even remember their names. They were just a fling, to try and bring a spark of entertainment and originality to my life. Because life is so dull and rewards too many dimwits! For example; some girl attacked my wife verbally over facebook because I said this;
Jim Profit wrote: Well you gotta' admit being a brunnette and green eyed IS rare, hispanic and blue eyed is even rarer, holy crap! All these shiny pokemanz! Gotta' catch'em all and fuck'em in the butt!
lol. I can tell you from experience that pimping is rewarding. And all these women have it coming. They're all stupid, whores, and have no futures. They just don't care about anything. They may as well be used for sex trafficking and improve the lives of men who actually think and have goals in life. Bitches are just jealous they're not unique enough, but that's every cunt's dream. To be a sex slave. Have the easy life of having their pussies messed with, not having a care in the world. All they gotta' do is look pretty, compell their masters to want to have sex with them. Even enslaved women have easier lives.
How sick are you ? OMFG, I bet your penis has the size of my small fingernail. Go kill yourself.
Once she realized PMing me wasn't going to work, as I just lol'd and talked like Foutaine from Bioshock. "It's just buisness kid!" She went on to attack my wife, who doesn't quite fully understand my level of trolling enlightenment and raged back at her for just coming out of the blue and bullying her because of something I said. Even when she went after my wife I did not rage, not because it wasn't worth raging over. Thats my wife, she means everything to me. But I just could not ignore the fact that she had the gonads to go after my loved ones. That to me, is a true warrior!!! And for that I am proud of her... More proud then she probably is of herself... especially with the ugly dyke haircut she had going...
I love it when people throw everything they have at me. Their so called "logic", their passive-aggressive "thanks for sharing", their moralfaggy "oh my God! You can't say that on the internet!" But what I love most is the rage... the anger... ravage me motherfucker!!!
But most just don't have the stamina. They discharge too quickly, and I just smirk, lookdown at them, and say "your powers will not work on me silly billy..." and look for more promising topics elsewhere that will goad a response that will get me more hot and bothered...
Yes, for me. Trolling is sexual, it's philosophical, it's psi-vamperism. I hunger for your nerd rage! (And the only thing that can make me rage is being denied my rightful glorious bounty to your anguish and wrath!)
I don't like fags and weaboos though. They never contribute anything, fuck them. (Yes, I'm aware I linked you to an amv while bitching about weaboos. I like anime, doesn't mean I like weaboos.)
Thinking of doing a mixed tape of songs that should make you think of Jim Profit. These are just a few... _________________ The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.
Actually thats one of the few forums I havn't been banned from. Just some shitty servers ingame.
To be fair I don't post a whole lot at their forums. It's a pretty boring fucking forum that gets upset over such petty shit... I don't care who you are, posting a rick roll and saying "youtube video that teaches you how to craft hats without refined metal!" is just funny. _________________ The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.
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