Flame Warriors ~ View topic - I can't think of an instance where I've ever really flamed

Wordy Bore Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 314

Or rather, been on the receiving end of a flame war. There are times where I've raged, mostly at ignoramuses who can't comeup with an original argument, but thats not me raging at them. But raging at their predictability. I hate boredom. The only way to get rid of me is to ban me, or bore me to death.

An amusing adversary is better to me then a tiresome ally... Far too often I just people circlejerk eachother, and it makes me sick. Even if I agree with them on the subject! It just pisses me off to see people get along and jack eachother off. Nothing is accomplished that way. Is it so much to ask for a little passion and energy in people's posts? I mean God-damn... Trolling should be like making love, there's gotta' be noise, hitting, sweating, and something should break. It needs to be a fucking massacare where you feel dirty afterward and can't look in your mother's eyes for a week!

Instead, moderators perpetuate docile, lifeless discussions. Where everyone just says "I disagree" and mumbles under their breath about the technicals. They all hobble around, keeping their heads down as a moderator sits on a throne of skulls of people who actually had something to contribute to the forum. His fat, useless ass, sits there, mocking me. Contributing nothing, but thinking he has the authority to make others lives a living hell. I want memes, I want lolcats, I want jewtube poops, I want a fucking shit flinging fest of newfags and oldfags at eachother's throats, over a fucking five cent income tax increase!!!

No flame warrior can best me in battle, because no flame warrior thinks the way I do. They don't see it as making love and poetry, but that they're "pwning" me. As if they're going to earn some xbox achievement having more articulant words, and better arguments. How does one determine that? I'm not a subjectivist, but there are countless scales from which we can weigh our debocile, and I have a feeling they're not going to oust me in a whole lot of them! Whilest others form lifelong vendettas against me for what I say, I don't even remember their names. They were just a fling, to try and bring a spark of entertainment and originality to my life. Because life is so dull and rewards too many dimwits! For example; some girl attacked my wife verbally over facebook because I said this;

You know, you should take all of this "sexual energy" you get from trolling and just bang your wife, don'tcha think?

So you got banned from the steam forums again, Jim?
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Wordy Bore Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 314

Actually thats one of the few forums I havn't been banned from. Just some shitty servers ingame.

To be fair I don't post a whole lot at their forums. It's a pretty boring fucking forum that gets upset over such petty shit... I don't care who you are, posting a rick roll and saying "youtube video that teaches you how to craft hats without refined metal!" is just funny.
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