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Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:20 pm
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Lurker
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
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Killer Whales are among the toughest of flame warriors. In a non-aggressive state they will playfully stay in the waters of a topic until they get bored and move on to another. Sharp, curious, and knowledgeable, they are good friends with Big Cat.
In a flame war, they are the apex predators. Unlike Big Cat, they will not play with their opponent. Rather, they jump in for the kill. They will trap, lure, and use the most efficient method to defeat an opponent. However, also unlike Big Cat, they do not always land on their feet. While Big Cat can fight effectively on any terrain, any topic, Killer Whales cannot fight on land--topics too dry and immobile, unlike water. By extension, they won't be spotted on such forums, unlike Big Cat.
They are rare, and anyone who stays in one forum's territory for too long is unlikely to spot a Killer Whale. However, a more seasoned traveler is well aware of their existence, and knows to treat their waters with respect and care. |
Essentailly, a Big Cat without the all-terrain knowhow and the landing grace, but much sharper and stronger in its own field.
I won't deny that they're rare, but they do exist. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:15 am
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The Cryptkeeper
Joined: 01 Jan 2005
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Location: Australia
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I couldn't say if I've seen one, but it seems like a good suggestion so thanks.
Welcome to the forum BTW.
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:30 pm
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Space Whale
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Location: Far, far away from wherever you are
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| While Big Cat can fight effectively on any terrain, any topic, Killer Whales cannot fight on land--topics too dry and immobile, unlike water. By extension, they won't be spotted on such forums, unlike Big Cat. |
I'm guessing this means that issues which can be decided by a definitive Yes or No (or Factual or False) answer are not the sort that Killer Whales will discuss?
They're more of a "Which interpretation of [issue] is the best" sort of warrior? Where they can convincingly twist a subject to their viewpoint, unless there is some sort of final word to be offered to the debate?
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:13 am
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Wordy Bore
Joined: 08 Mar 2009
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You know what's a killer whale?
Your big ass fucking avatar. Lower that damn thing.
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Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:24 am
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Abusive Admin
Joined: 14 Jan 2005
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Location: The Archive of Fortitude
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