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She looks normal to me.
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:24 am
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| Aww, she's a darling! |
Ermmm... I personally thought the cat was rather ugly. Don't you think it's head is hideously small relative to the rest of its body? |
You obviously have no clue about the shape of a cat. Look at her posture, and her shape, and what little (for you obviously know extreemly little) of feline physiology and you will see that she is, in fact, a perfectly balanced natural killing machine, who has killed more than 100 birds in her 7 years as well as 2 gerbils, a mouse, three rats and countless lizards and frogs. Big saving on cat food. She has caught several other things, including a snake, which we managed to get off her before she could kill them.
Her head is not too small for her body, and it is truely ignorant of you to suggest such a thing. |
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:20 pm
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:46 pm
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Nothing says love like a dead mouse in the bathtub.
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:49 pm
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I am Guff
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| grim squeeker wrote: |
| Guff wrote: |
| teamtunafish wrote: |
| Aww, she's a darling! |
Ermmm... I personally thought the cat was rather ugly. Don't you think it's head is hideously small relative to the rest of its body? |
You obviously have no clue about the shape of a cat. Look at her posture, and her shape, and what little (for you obviously know extreemly little) of feline physiology and you will see that she is, in fact, a perfectly balanced natural killing machine, who has killed more than 100 birds in her 7 years as well as 2 gerbils, a mouse, three rats and countless lizards and frogs. Big saving on cat food. She has caught several other things, including a snake, which we managed to get off her before she could kill them.
Her head is not too small for her body, and it is truely ignorant of you to suggest such a thing. |
So, the cat has an appetite, eh?
That might explain its girth relative to the size of its head.
But since it was your cat, it's rather crass of me to suggest that it's rather... odd-looking. Accordingly, I will officially proclaim your cat to be... err.. cute. |
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:50 pm
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Thataboy!
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Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:03 pm
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| Accordingly, I will officially proclaim your cat to be... err.. cute. |
So sayeth GUFF, so shall it be known!
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Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:52 am
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Cute one! My ex left her cat with me and I think I made out like a bandit. I mean, I got rid of a crazy btich and got this:
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Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:17 am
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Aww she's a love. Ok, here are mine:
Pest the Post-Cat, aka The Nuisance - and yes, she really does post occasionally on my IMs, she's fascinated by the fact you can put a paw here and something comes on up there
And Useless, who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer but is very loving and sweet.
Does it strike you we have an awful lot of cat-owners here?
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:52 pm
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I love cats!
(only with BBQ sauce, though). Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. |
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:21 pm
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Cute cats TTF. I wanna steal your computer cat.
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:01 pm
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| Lord Cheesus wrote: |
Cute one! My ex left her cat with me and I think I made out like a bandit. I mean, I got rid of a crazy btich and got this:
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Hmmm, don't you think it's legs are hideously small relative to the rest of its body? |
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:03 pm
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I am Guff
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| Ok, here are mine: |
Now, those are two well-proportioned cats. Both are awfully cute. |
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:05 pm
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Since we're showing each other our pussies, here's my little cutie:
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:10 pm
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:26 pm
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Aww, those are darlings - how old are the kittens?
I also have a virtual cat and kitten that lives on my desktop and is SO cute! You can download her here.
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:00 pm
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OK, I'll retract the leg comment but it looks like he/she has a moustache. |
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:21 pm
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Man, I gotta tell you, even though I really hate cats, that's gotta be the cutest cat I've ever seen.
And, btw, Guff, what is that thing you posted, stuffed?
--Alistair |
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:29 pm
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lolololol
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Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:44 pm
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I am Guff
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And, btw, Guff, what is that thing you posted, stuffed?
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I can only hope it wasn't alive. That cat looked like it was run over.
I merely googled "ugly cat". |
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Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:55 pm
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Well you sure got one.
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Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:32 pm
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Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:35 pm
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Try them with plum sauce.
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:57 am
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Thats horrible  |
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:48 am
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I am Guff
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Care to share your special recipe? |
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:15 am
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Fried, stewed or roasted?
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:33 pm
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I cant eat cats. They walk up to me and purr, and my appetite for cat just vanishes...
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:34 pm
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Softie 
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:58 pm
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| Only when it comes to Cats |
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