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Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:57 pm
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Rambler
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| There are 5,000,000 places on the Internet for random general blather, yet we still feel the need to create one more. Have a bad day at the office? Want to complain about your neighbors? Cat get run over? It goes here. |
Since cat's got mentioned, here's my tale.
My cat has no brains.
Which is not to say that all cats have no brains, I'm just speaking of my cat.
Nasa wants to explore the space between her ears. She has never had a single thought. She is a black and white furry tumor that grows out of the carpet.
However, she is somewhat Pavlovian in as much as if you point at her and say something, she will meow.
I often will use this trait for amusement. For I'll sing a short song, with Molly (The brainless one) chiming in upon promt.
*Sung to the tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your hands'
-If you're brainless and you know it say...
(point at the cat, who says, "Meow".)
-If you're brainless and you know it say...
*Meow
-If you're brainless and you know it and you're stupid and you show it, if you're brainless and you know it say...
*Meow
I wonder if this technique will work in the Suggestions section...
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Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:00 pm
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Power-Mad Nazi Mod
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HAHAHAHA, that's awful.
My cat only meows when she's in heat. She's a mean kitty.
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Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:07 pm
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Abusive Admin
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Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:09 pm
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Rambler
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:06 am
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Hacker
Joined: 07 Jan 2005
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It's mildly cruel, in a picking-on-the-retarded-kid kind of way. I like it.
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:39 pm
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Space Whale
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Well, my cat is also quite stupid. She loves sleeping on a window ledge that is aproximately 2 inches wide and is uneven. About five to ten minutes after she falls asleep, she falls off the lege, wake up with a bang, runs around two chairs, jumps up on a sofa and onto the ledge, where, about five minutes later, she falls off again and- you guessed it- she runs the circuit again. She keeps this up until she decides that she is hungery.
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:04 pm
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Wordy Bore
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| I have a dyslexic cat. It says ewooom! |
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:36 pm
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Abusive Admin
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Ha! That's hilarious, Smite! Have you ever considered widening the window ledge, maybe nailing a board into it?
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:46 pm
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Space Whale
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Hell no!
You have no concept of how bored I get when there's nothing on tv, the internet, I have read all the books in the house*, and Im in desperate need for entertainment.
*this is a frequent occurance;There is nothing of quality on tv, I have limited interest in the ineternet, and I'm a voracious reader-
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:49 pm
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Abusive Admin
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| Smite wrote: |
Hell no!
You have no concept of how bored I get when there's nothing on tv, the internet, I have read all the books in the house*, and Im in desperate need for entertainment.
*this is a frequent occurance;There is nothing of quality on tv, I have limited interest in the ineternet, and I'm a voracious reader- |
any tendencies towards becoming Just Bored? (You'll have to scroll down to get a clearer definition. The initial was so vague it looked like Ennui.)
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:19 pm
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Forgotten Horror
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
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Go for a run then Smite.
Follow these simple suggestions to get some motivation:
1: Confront a bikie gang and call them "stupid mother fuckers".
2: Rob a bank.
3: Sideswipe a police car, then flee on foot. |
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Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:56 pm
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Space Whale
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| grim squeeker wrote: |
Go for a run then Smite.
Follow these simple suggestions to get some motivation:
1: Confront a bikie gang and call them "stupid mother fuckers".
2: Rob a bank.
3: Sideswipe a police car, then flee on foot. |
Ok, After I tried the first, the said gang took offense for whatever reason, and smashed three beer cans over my head, and threw me into a dumster, and padlocked it.
The other two I did in rapid succesion, and Im runnig out of internet time here in the state prison. Gotta go; Big Ralphie, the serial killer is next.
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